** Reasonably Priced Chicken for Maximum breeding.. crossbred from fighting cock and cuban red breed. ideal for vestials.. who would wanna experiment . .. Chicken will breed in any climate.

Dog poop on a stick. You wont be able to find this anywhere else. This is the perfect defence against almost anyone or anything. WARNING: THIS SHIT MAY STINK VERY MUCH BAD, DO NOT EAT!!!! Por ellos que habla espaqiol: Popa en un polita.

FIRST BIDDER GETS TEN PERCENT OFF OF FINAL PRICE IF THE FIRST BIDDER WINS THIS. Family and friends have been begging me to get rid of it. They says it has to go. They are just plain sick and tired of my puns, the slapstick, my pratfalls and the practical jokes. That is why I have decided to sell my sense of humor to the highest bidder. Winner gets one sheet of blank paper representing my sense of humor. Free postage. I am not responsible though if it doesn't "take" or if it returns home. AND NOW FOR THE OTHER WARNINGS: ...DO NOT INGEST. NOT A TOY. DO NOT THROW IN THE AIR. NOT INTENDED AS A LIFE SAVING FLOTATION DEVISE. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED. THIS IS NOT A LADDER. PLEASE DO NOT USE FOR ONE FULL HOUR AFTER EATING A MEAL. IF YOU EXPERIENCE DIZZYNESS OR FATIGUE, DISCONTINUE USE AND SEE A DOCTOR. MAY NOT BE MACHINE WASHED. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR USE ON DOMESTIC ANIMALS. DO NOT INSERT THIS OR ANY OTHER OBJECT IN YOUR EAR CANAL. Search words: funny, fun, silly, laugh, joke, ha, ha, he, he, snicker, smile, grin, chuckle. ;-)